Brett Kavanaugh…my take.

 

I am not a student of politics.  I enjoy reading articles and watching programs about things that go on in our government, but I get annoyed at MSNBC and FOX News for being so one-sided.  I get annoyed at both sides for blindly making decisions and statements based solely on the platform of their chosen party.  I truly try to stay quiet, especially if I don’t feel educated enough on a subject to speak on it intelligently.

 

All that was nothing but a little personal backstory.

 

This is why I’m stepping outside of all of that.  The Kavanaugh thing is bugging the shit out of me.  I just don’t get it.  I don’t get the rush.  I don’t get the politics.  I don’t get the lack of basic due process.  Mostly though, I don’t get why it must be Kavanaugh.  Seriously…why Kavanaugh?

 

There are dozens, if not scores, if not hundreds, if not thousands of judges who are fundamentally Republican with great records, who would love the opportunity to serve on the highest bench in our country.  I personally don’t know why anyone would put themselves through the process, but I assume its worth it to them.

 

So why Kavanaugh?

 

I’ve looked for reasons, and there are a lot.  I get why he was on the list of potential nominees President Trump chose from.  He has a solid record, he is a solid Republican, he has experience in public, private, and government positions.  He was a good candidate.

 

Then we found out he allegedly assaulted a woman.  Then more than one woman.  Then we found out he struggles controlling his emotions.  Then we heard him defiantly turn questions from the committee around and act like a belligerent child. 

 

Then came the excuses and retaliations.  “That was 40 years ago,” “She isn’t credible,” “They’re trying to ruin the reputation of a great man,” the list goes on and on and on. 

 

So I wonder; is there an amount of time we should set for a person who is assaulted to be able to speak up?  Is there list of jobs, positions, or titles that trump any sort of negative accusation?  Is that what we need to explain to all of the women in our country, way too many of whom are currently sitting silently on an experience of their own that they have not yet found the comfort to speak up about?

 

Why don’t we listen to his drinking buddies who say he lied under oath?  Why don’t we listen to both parts of the alleged victim’s best friend who said while she doesn’t remember the night, believes 100% that it happened?  Why don’t we listen to his roommate at Yale who says Kavanagh knows full well that a devil’s triangle is no drinking game?

 

Why don’t we take another look at some of the other candidates who I feel very certain would have been ‘perfect’ candidates to those who now love Kavanaugh if they would have originally been nominated in his stead.

 

Like Joan Larsen from Michigan.  She once clerked for Justice Scalia.  Her anti-gay rulings in the past are bullshit, but she’s never been accused of sexual assault.

How about Thomas Hardiman who was recommended by President Trump’s sister.  He ruled that asylum-seekers could be deported while awaiting hearing to challenge their removal and pursue citizenship, but he’s never been accused of sexual assault or lying under oath before a Senate committee.

 

There’s also Amy Coney Barrett, a 15-year professor of Fighting Irish law students at Notre Dame.  She once said that Catholic judges like herself should potentially recuse themselves from death penalty hearings and has been criticized for being too easily swayed by religious aspects of a case, but she hasn’t been accused of sexual assault, accused of lying under oath before a Senate committee, or thrown an emotional temper tantrum at a hearing.

 

Is Kavanaugh somehow too something (I don’t know what it could be) to be fully investigated?

 

I don’t know the answer to that, or to these questions.

 

Instead of Brett Kavanaugh, why not one of the other candidates who despite having annoying partisan pasts, don’t pose the threat to what we want for all citizens of our country.  To want and expect safe treatment when they decide to speak up against people who wrong them, assault them, rape them, control them, blackmail them, or any other unfair treatment.

 

All that said, if Kavanaugh has been wrongfully accused, that’s terrible.  A full investigation could prove that he was, and if that happened, he should have the right to the SCOTUS position.  Since we apparently can’t wait for said investigation he shouldn’t be confirmed.  Sucks for him if it’s all a lie, but apparently, we couldn’t wait. 

 

If the right thing happens, and he isn’t confirmed, and he was wrongfully accused, I hope he sues in civil court and buries everyone involved in the accusations.   If that is what happened I hope he writes books and has an incredible career making sure it doesn’t happen to anyone else. 

 

Unfortunately, though, I think he will likely spend the next 30 years behind the bench of the Supreme Court of the United States.  That makes me sad.

So…just…what the eff?

I just read a Bleacher Report report (reduntant?) about Randy Moss receiving hate mail for the tie he wore for his Hall of Fame induction speech.

If you don’t know…this is what it looked like.

A simple black tie with a list of names.  The names were of people who have been killed by police.  I’m not interested in debating good cops vs. bad cops or the actions of those who have been victimized by police, or anyone in an authoritative position.  We all have out thoughts and opinions and whether or not we agree on them, I pray we can at least agree innocent people should not be killed.  I also hope we can respect each other enough to understand the importance of standing up for what we believe in.

Randy Moss isn’t perfect.  I don’t think he’s ever claimed to be anywhere near perfect.  He has accomplished amazing things despite a tough upbringing and some less than wise decisions as a younger person.  He was a brilliant football player, and is actually a really good analyst.

None of that matters in this case however.  If he was a terrible person who never caught a pass in the NFL, and still wanted to subtly show support and activism, we should respect it.

The fact that this man has received hate mail for this simple demonstration is appalling.  It’s truly embarrassing.  I hope we get better.

If you’re not watching the Big 3 on Fox and you’re a basketball fan.  You’re missing out in a big way.

 

This is like the NBA stars you always knew didn’t spend their money right, meets the guys you remember being really good in college but maybe not the pros, mixed with really old NBA guys who are still in shape, mixed with the NFL schedule, mixed with WWE, mixed with old guy injuries, mixed with embarrassing mic-ed up coaches, mixed with Metta World Peace.  Its gold.

 

I usually don’t get to sit down and watch the whole three hour show, but any of it is great.  There are 8 teams, they travel from city to city and play a half court game of three on three against each other.    There are some huge names like Amare Stoudemire, Kenyon Martin, Baron Davis, Chauncey Billups, Brian Scalabrine, Mike Bibby, and more.  Its pretty fun to see those guys play.  Last year they had Allan Iverson and Jason Williams which was awesome too.  Those guys are great, but I really love the next level guys.

 

Like:

This stuff is gold!   Metta, Metta, Metta, when Charles Oakley is the voice of reason and calmness, it might be time to get help. 
He’s not the only one though.  Nate Robinson, coming off a stellar run in the new flag football league, got kicked out of his second game for technicals. 

 

Some of it is actually good basketball, Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf is probably one of the most underrated point guards in NBA history.  He’s also underrated for not being properly credited with being Colin Kaepernick before Colin Kaepernick.  He and his 3 Headed Monsters (the team names are dope too) are undefeated after he ran the pick and roll to absolute perfection.

There are a ton of former Cincinnati Bearcats, which proves to all the old Cincy haters that these guys can get jobs after the NBA!  They have Martin, Jason Maxiell, DerMarr Johnson, and James White, all stars for the Bearcats.  I wish they’d sign my boy Nick Van Exel but…

he may have gotten a bit puffy since his playing days.

 

Bottom line… watch the Big 3.  Its a blast.

There likely isn’t a sports blog that hasn’t talked about sports movies.  So I have decided being different is for nerds and losers.  I’m gonna do the same thing.

 

Today I’m going to list my TOP 10 sports movies.

 

Here’s the deal though.  I am not basing them on anything other than the simple joy they gave me.  I don’t care about cinematography or oscar-worthy performances, I just want to share what entertained my as a guy on a couch watching a movie.

So, with that…

From the home office in Sugarbeet Falls, MT…

My Top 10 Sports Movies

Number 10:

ANY GIVEN SUNDAY

There is a definite cheese factor to most sports movies, and in trying to cut out the cheese, Any Given Sunday may have caused even more.  I still love it though.  When Cap Quaid goes down with an injury and Willie Beamon needs to get in and take the team to the promised land, it gets your blood pumping.  Plus Al Pacino gives an amazing coach speech and Cameron Diaz may be at her all-time hottest.  And LL Cool J.  And in this clip I think they recycled the uniforms from the Keanu movie “The Replacements” (not on my top ten list).

 

Number 9:

THE BAD NEWS BEARS (76)

All I can remember about the first time I watched this movie is that I was legitimately sad for how much they made fun of Lupus.  I watched it again as an adult however, and realized its a phenomenal movie.  Walter Matthau’s expressions and overall pain is amazing, and the kids are perfect.   And then Billy Bob Thorton tried it (not on my top ten list).

 

Number 8:

JERRY MAGUIRE

This is a great movie, but I can’t stand Renee Zelweger.  I’m not above a good love story, but if they would have cut her out, this might be a top three for me.  She’s so annoying.

Still top ten though.  Cuba Gooding Jr. is amazing obviously.  Even terrible sports radio host Jay Mohr is great (his book about Saturday Night Live makes him unlikable though).

Its always worth a stop when on TV.

 

Number 7:

BULL DURHAM

Its so hard to rank these movies.  Bull Durham is almost a perfect movie.  It sports.  Its funny.  A girl might actually watch and enjoy it.  Susan Sarandon is one of the most sneaky hot actresses of all time.  Lieutenant Dunbar and Andy Dufresne are entertaining from beginning to end.  If you haven’t seen it, watch it immediately.

 

Number 6:

ROCKY

I’m pretty sure I watched the Rocky movies in this order; Rocky IV, Rocky II, Rocky III, and finally Rocky.  I watched the one where he fights Tommy Morrison outside too but I don’t count it.  I also did’t watch the last one I don’t think.

When I finally did get around to watching the original, after thoroughly enjoying the other three, I was blown away.  Its a great sports movie.

 

Number 5:

THE SANDLOT

This is where I probably lose some credibility, but like I disclaimed in the beginning.  I am ranking these movies on  how much I enjoyed them, and I freaking loved The Sandlot.  It makes me happy every time I watch it.  From Ham’s “You’re killing me Smalls” over s’mores, to Squints boss move with Wendy Pephercorn, to the newspaper writer from Field of Dreams saving the day.  Its just so so great.  And Denis Leary.

 

Number 4:

THE NATURAL

This movie might be the opposite of Any Given Sunday.  They allowed for all sorts of cheesiness, and pulled it off,  making me just feel happy.  They don’t care that Roy Hobbs looks 40 from the beginning to then end of the movie despite the decades of time passed.  They don’t care that the Quaker oats guy is the manager.  Its all just fantastic crazy baseball movie.  And the dad from A Christmas Story.

 

Number 3:

CADDYSHACK

Is this the most quoted movie ever?   Certainly on golf courses.  The hardest part of this post so far is picking just one Caddyshack clip.  If you haven’t seen this, don’t tell me, just watch it so we never have an unnecessarily awkward moment.  Although maybe I’m alone on this, the Caddyshack Rotten Tomatoes score is lower than Cool Runnings, Goon, and tons of other terrible sports movies.  And there’s a gopher puppet.

 

Number 2:

MAJOR LEAGUE

Again, this might cost credibility for true film connoisseurs, but this movie is so fun.  Every character is well cast, you care about all of them, even Roger Dorn.  I don’t know how they found Lou Brown but that might be the best cast in all of sport movies.  This clip wins because to this day, every time the team he’s rooting against hits a home run, he says “too high” and somehow its never found its way to annoying status.   And Bob Uecker.

 

Number 1:

HOOSIERS

Jimmy Chitwood ain’t no decoy!

 

 

There’s the list!!  Feel free to debate.
Here are a few honorable mentions (In no particular order):

Happy Gilmore

Dodgeball

Remember the Titans

Rudy

Slap Shot

Field of Dreams

Karate Kid

Shaolin Soccer (seriously)

Moneyball

I, Tonya

Waterboy

Mystery, Alaska

Ever have one of those nights when you want to watch something, but nothing really sounds good?
My son Zack and I were having that sort of an evening once a few years ago when we stumbled upon a documentary called “Gunnin for That Number One Spot.”

 

We enjoyed the movie thoroughly, and I definitely recommend it to anyone who suffers from a “what to watch” issue sometimes.   It’s about the top 24 high school basketball players in the country in like 2006 getting together to play a game.  It was made by MCA from the Beastie Boys (may he rest in peace).
Its been a while since I’ve seen it, but there are a few things that really stuck out to me.

  • Kevin Love was way too cool for Kyle Singler
  • None of the nicknames stuck
  • Michael Beasley should be scoring 30 points per game in the NBA
  • Its the only hoops doc where they chose to feature the exact right players

The biggest memory for me though was the youngest player to play, Lance Stephenson.  He was only a sophomore, but he was so quiet and unassuming that I was actually worried he would be to soft when he went to play for my Cincinnati Bearcats.  The movie got boring when he was featured because he really wouldn’t talk.

Now this:

 

And we all know the ear blowing and stuff…

 

And now he joins my Lakers.

 

I think I’m just gonna watch Gunnin For That Number One Spot and listen to the Beastie Boys all winter instead of hoops.

I truly expected nothing.  I truly  just hoped it wouldn’t be an embarrassment.  I haven’t truly enjoyed a network sitcom (outside of Brooklyn 9-9), or any sitcom really, in nearly a decade.

I wasn’t holding my breath.  But he did it.  He really goddamn did it.  Don’t get me wrong, its early, we’re like four episodes in, but I’m diggin’ it.

What is it you ask.  Its Alex Inc., its cheesy, its Zach Braff, and its my new favorite show with my old favorite sitcom star.

 

 

Don’t doubt me.  I know you are.  You’re thinking, there’s no way, Zach Braff is a doufus and network sitcoms are douchey. 

I hear ya.  I agree, but it works.

It works at least in part because it worked last time, when it was this show:

Scrubs was my favorite.  I hate cheese, but the cheese factor in Scrubs was perfect and it is in Alex Inc. too.  They fully do the Braffian voice-over to tell us what we learned in the episode, and it’s not annoying!

I’m telling you, give it a try.  The kid (Alex’s son) is the best part of the show.  Its great!

This has been a public service announcement from Thick Van Exel!

 

The Cavs.

 

I just don’t know about the Cavs.  I think I kinda want to like them.  I know Lebron is one of the greatest ever.  I really like Kevin Love (we had a Twitter conversation about being forced to say “venti” to order a large drink at Starbucks).  I think many of the guys are fun to watch and have cool stories.  I still can’t quite figure out how Larry Nance Jr’s path happened.

All that said, I kinda don’t like them.  I kinda don’t know exactly why, but it might be stuff like this.

I’m not mad about the idea of matching suits specifically, and I don’t know that any team who chose to wear matching suits would handle the situation any differently, but it just kinda bugs.  Like, if you choose to wear matching suits, its gonna be a story.  People are going to care about your matching suits because teams don’t generally wear matching suits.  If you wear matching suits, and they are designer suits, and people want to take pictures and stuff, why do you walk around those people taking said photos and make facial expressions that suggest you don’t notice the photos and today is like any other day?  Show off your damn matching designer suits!  What are you listening to?  Listen to something fun.  I have never concentrated that hard when The Safety Dance is on my headphones.

Now this part is probably just a me thing.  Are we going short pants?  Do I have to get more aware of what is going on in the ankle/achilles region?  If this has been a thing for a long time, allow me to apologize and admit my fashion ignorance.   It also just kinda bugs though.

Bottom line.  I like the Pacers more.  Don’t know why.  I also don’t think the Pacers will win the series.  I am going to choose to believe they were full length pants.  No damn way Domantas Sabonis is wearing capri pants, his dad would beat him senseless (I don’t actually think Arvydas beats his kids, he just very clearly could).

 

I kinda don’t get it.

Let me be clear.  I am a full-fledged beta male.  I don’t, as a rule, know how to successfully not give a shit.  I have been called an asshole, but, to be clear, it was a misunderstanding.  I would never be able to handle outwardly being an ass.

That’s maybe partially why I kinda don’t get it.

These guys…

   

Its almost as if they have achieved some sort of assface pass.  Like its fun when they are shitty to people.

I get that by all accounts Popovich is a good human.  I know people like his politics and inclusive take on world issues…but…he’s an ass.

I get uncomfortable every time there is a sideline interview.  Every time Saban or Belichick press conference footage comes on the screen, I turn off my current device of choice.

How did this happen?  Why don’t people call them out for the assholes they are?

I love basketball, but to be honest, I haven’t been able to watch as much as I used to.  Therefore, when the playoffs come around, and I do watch some games, I’m always shocked by stuff I see.

Usually its just small stuff like, “Wow, Shane Larkin is playing for the Celtics.  I wonder if he would be good at baseball if he switched over Tebow-style? I wonder if he could play for the Reds like his old man?”

The answers, of course, are: No, he would not be good, and Yes, he could absolutely play for the shitty Reds.

This year though, as I was watching the Warriors/Spurs, I was much more intrigued by hairstyles.  Last night’s game two was a lot of fun, and even though I’ve always been aware of JaVale McGee, I never really saw him play so well.  As interesting as that was though, this is what I came away with:

Is that a 1980’s rat tail?  I am not one to judge, I will not say this doo is Shaqtin foolish or anything like else disparaging. That said, I’m quite concerned.  This is one of the worst hair decisions as a whole we’ve ever had.  Here’s mine circa 1985:

Is it better if you braid it?  Am I just wrong and caught his hair at a bad time of what fell out of the headband?  I’m just not sure what he’s up to.  Now I will say, if he is going full rat tail, I hope he owns it like this cat.

JaVale isn’t the only player I noticed last night.

I’m a Patty Mills fan, ever since the Saint Mary’s days.  I need to know what his plan is here though.  Is this an Australian mullet?  It clearly fits the ‘business in front, party in back’ definition.

I feel like it needs an old Foster’s commercial treatment.

 

I can’t wait to see what the rest of the playoffs bring me!

Hello to our legions of readers!!

Allow me to apologize.  I have been slumping on my blogging.

There’s no excuse.  I’m the blog equivalent of Tristan Thompson, and like I hope he is doing, I beg forgiveness.

Unlike Tristan, I am planning on playing for more than two minutes this week.

Starting tomorrow.  The weekly run of hilarious blogs on Thick Van Exel will begin in earnest.  I hope your with us.

Thanks.  And remember, the ceiling is the roof!